We've all seen the advertisements: The fabulous AHH Bra... Changes even the most misshapen chest to its formerly unaffected by age, childbirth, as well as gravity terminally perky state... But, how many of us foresaw the avalanche of Ahh Bra complaints that would inevitably push it down the steep fall to total failure? I, for one, anticipated the fatal landside, choosing to selfishly step aside, and permit my fellow droopees to understand it for themselves. Cold, inhumane, yes, however I'm not out a minimum of $40 for a $19.95 2-for-1 "special"... Did I point out that shipping for every individual bra is an impressive $9.95 for a three-ounce item?

At the least, I find it suspicious that there are entire "investigative" websites dedicated to exposing "serious facts" concerning the AHH Bra that, on further inspection, are merely phony "news stories" meant to inform buyers concerning the evils of purchasing from other than the official website; apparently, they have some competition. It should probably be surprising, but the thing about "new" "innovative" products that really aren't is that the sellers don't care how many people will eventually discover that fact. They make lots of money from unsuspecting consumers in the short time before the word is out, and sales decline. It's really not surprising that other businesses run to the local superstore, purchase a bunch of the exact same thing, and peddle it as fast as possible to ride the coattails of the original marketer for as long as possible; the Genie Bra gives the perfect example of one such opportunist.

Nearly all AHH Bra vs Genie Bra reviews make it relatively clear that they're really one in the same-same material, same sizing-although the Genie Bra site endeavors to make it look like a different product by which includes cup size in the ordering information, whilst the AHH Bra sizing does not list this in its chart; reviewers provide logical reasons why both ways are preferable-and the same claims regarding good support with one distinct difference-the AHH Bra promises to eliminate "back fat"-yeah, my eggs on a wall will be perfectly suctioned into the bra, and I'll be magically changed into the beautiful, shapely seventeen-year-old I used to be, sans back, front, as well as mid-section "clothing-accentuated" over-flow.

At least one site claims to expose the "shocking truth" about Magic Gravity Bra assertions that it's much better than the other two, irrespective of the fact that it's also the same thing-shocking. I didn't need to read through it to know that the really shocking fact remains that gravity has done its job all too well, and no amount of containment, soft, comfortable, at least will undo the truly shocking results. Possibly the most shocking thing about the Magic Gravity version is the fact that the cost of the bras and shipping charges appear to be the highest of the three products, nearly $80. Apparently, they cashed in on the trend as much they wanted to mainly because there are reports that the customer care lines are no longer just unsupportive, they're disconnected. Hey, at least they made an effort to at least try to give consumers the false impression they could return the product if not satisfied... Less the authentic shipping charges, the additional price of return shipping, and a 20% restocking fee.

With all the AHH Bra complaints obviously peppered across the web by Genie Bra sellers, vice versa when it comes to Genie Bra complaints, and both producers very obviously flooding sites with positive evaluations about their own products, I assumed it would be fair to at the least try to weed through them to discover some semblance of the truth.

Ahh Bra complaints